Archive for the ‘yo mama’ Category

Yo mama

Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey

Big Yella Mama

One day a boy’s mom wanted to walk him to the bus stop. This boy’s mom was really fat. He said,”Momma

Yo momma

Yo mommas so ugly, her face is rated “R”” Yo mommas so fat

Stupid Quote

“If it weren’t for electricity

Yo Momma So Poor

Yo Momma sooooo Poor that when her house caught on fire she went onto the roof, started clapping and stomping “Clap your hands and stomp your feet

YO MAMMA “U WOT”"”

YO MAMMA “U WOT”” went into your house

Yo momma’s sooooo poor

Yo momma sooo poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said, “Oh you lost a shoe?”” and she said

YO MOMMA JOKES

yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Seaworld yo momma is so fat when she pushes the up botton the elevator she goes down Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo momma so [...]

Momma so old

your momma so old when she breast feeds she gives powdered milk.

Yo mama so tubby

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

yo momma so fat she wheres a rain coat and…

yo momma so fat she wheres a rain coat and people mistake her for a school bus

Yo Mamma is so ugly…

Yo mamma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest, they told her no pros allowed.

Dumb Mamma

Your Mamma is sooo stupid that when God was giving out brains, she thought he was giving out shakes, so she asked for a thick one!

Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Where’s My Rolex?

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You lawyers are so [...]

YO MOMMA SO HAIRY

YO MOMMA IS SO HAIRY SHE GOT AFROS ON HER NIPPLES !

Yo mamma

That joke was so funny me and yo mamma both fell outa bed!

Yo Mamma

Yo mamma is so dumb she thought a pizza inn was a hotel.

A Puppy whp don’t know her momma’s face

Yo Mama’s so fat, her dog can only see her face when she sit’s down to eat.

Your momma is so fat….

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read – (one at a time please!!!!!!)

Yo mama has

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Stupid mama

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said “Sorry ma’am no professionals”” “

Taxi Momma

Your Momma so Fat Wen she put on a yellow raincoat people think shes a taxi…

Yo mama

Yo mama went to Weight Watchers and the only thing she lost was $19.95…

Teeth jokes

yo momma teeth is so spreaded apart she tried to bite a cheese burger and missed.