Archive for the ‘tongue twisters’ Category

Peter Piper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter’s Butter

Betty Botter had some butter. “But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter–that would make my batter better.” So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the [...]

stump

I stepped on a stump and stomped on it. Then,I had a scratch that turned into a sore. So I stepped away from the stump and stepped on the steps. Then I went to sleep since I was sick.

Fud Picker

How much Fud, could a fud picker pick, if a fud picker could pick fud?

Wicked Wish

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

The farmer’s son

An poor old farmer was on his deathbed when he called his three teenage sons into his room. He beckoned them to come close. “Sons,” he said in hardly a whisper, “I am very old; I am about to die. You know that we are certainly not rich. I have very little to will to [...]

Twenty Two Tadpoles

Twenty two tiny tadpoles tied ten tan neckties tightly to twenty tall trees twenty years ago this Tuesday at twelve twenty two, Timex time! P.S See how fast you can read this without a mistake. If you can learn it by heart and recite it out loud, you’re a GENIUS!

Skunk & Stump

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Tounge twister’s for the BEST

these tounge twisters are the worst try saying them asfast as you can 5 times these might even be the shortest… The Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick can you do it ? now try this one….. Swan swam over the sea, swim,swan,swim. swan swam back again, well swum swan. betcha cant do it pass [...]

Swiss Wristwatches

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Mr. See’s Saw & Mr. Soar’s Seesaw

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see [...]

Lesser Leather

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Big Black Bug & Big Black Bear

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

Stu Chews Shoes

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Sylvia Swimming

Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy, surprised. Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”

Square

Square Spheres Swear

Sea Shells

She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the sea shore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Woodchuck Chuck Wood

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Funny Feel

I feel a funny feel, A funny feel I feel, If you feel the feel I feel, I feel the feel you feel.