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Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel…

Murphy’s Law of Airplane Travel When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Murphy’s Law of Management Strategy…

Murphy’s Law of Management Strategy Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy’s Law of Cable TV…

Murphy’s Law of Cable TV If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Murphy’s Laws of Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws…

Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Law of Repeatability…

Murphy’s Law of Repeatability The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy’s Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering…

The first rule of intelligent tinkering Save all the parts.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won’t walk into it.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Field experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Ade’s Law…

Ade’s Law Anybody can win — unless there happens to be a second entry

Tsung’s Law…

Tsung’s Law The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.

Law of Backpacking…

Law of Backpacking The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune…

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission….

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Murphy’s Laws of Sex Nothing improves with age.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Boyle’s Law of Politics…

Boyle’s Law of Politics The greater the external pressure, the greater the volume of hot air.

Why Sex is Like Snow…

Why Sex is Like Snow A man in the house is worth two in the street.

An old car that has served you so well will…

An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.

Army Law…

Army Law If it moves, salute it if it doesn’t move, pick it up if you can’t pick it up, paint it.

The Roman Rule…

The Roman Rule The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.