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Murphy’s Law of model assembly…

Murphy’s Law of model assembly The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial one.

If you have a difficult task give it to a…

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man – he will find an easier way to do it.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws We don’t know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves….

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Why Sex is Like Snow…

Why Sex is Like Snow Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.

Kovac’s Conundrum…

Kovac’s Conundrum When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

If you have something to do, and you put it…

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.

Murphy’s Law Corollary…

Murphy’s Law Corollary Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Murphy’s Law Corollary Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Eleventh Law of Computing…

Murphy’s Eleventh Law of Computing A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.

Why Sex is Like Snow…

Why Sex is Like Snow It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Pommersheim’s Principle…

Pommersheim’s Principle All obvious theorems are true. Keane’s Kriterion All true theorems are obvious.

Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don’t know what they want, but they know for certain what they don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Sniper’s motto: reach out and touch someone.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality…

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.

Murphy’s Ninth Law of Computing…

Murphy’s Ninth Law of Computing A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Beach’s Law…

Beach’s Law No two identical parts are alike.

Edwards’ Time/Effort Law…

Edwards’ Time/Effort Law Effort x Time = Constant A. Given a large initial time to do something, the initial effort will be small. B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations A clean (and dry) set of BDU’s is a magnet for mud and rain.

Murphy’s Laws of Sex…

Murphy’s Laws of Sex Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.