Archive for the ‘middle eastern’ Category

Spitting in the Shoes

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when [...]

The wish

An Egyptian and an Israeli are walking together in hte desert. Suddenly, one of them finds a bottle full of coke. As rhe bottle is opened,a ginie flies out and says” each of you has one wish, choose carefully and i will grant it.” The Israeli says “I want a huge wall around Israel, this [...]

‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas in Old Kandihar, And Osama Bin Laden felt far below par For he’d been on the run since the day when the Yanks Had first littered the landscape with the planes and the tanks That Osama’s buddies, those fierce Taliban kind, Were supposed to be using to protect his behind. [...]

The difference 1

Whats the difference between Christmas and terrorism attacks? They don’t celebrate Christmas in Afghanistan.

Afganistan Boy

How can you tell when an Afghanistan boy becomes and Afghanistan man? He takes the diaper off his ass and puts it on his head.

Indian’s Hair Cut

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ‘I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service’. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the Barber goes to open his shop, there [...]

bin laden

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing…. yet.

Telly-Ban

Why were there no in flight movies on the September 11 planes ? ‘Cause there was a Telly Ban

Retaliation

What to do if you fall in a conversation with someone over the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation. 1.Engage in a conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2.When he says “NO,” ask, “Why not?” 3.Wait untill he says something to the effect of “Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, [...]

The Afghani and the Catfish

What’s the difference between an Afghani woman and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells really bad. The other one’s a fish.

Spell it for a Cookie..!

The bell rings and Billy and Sally, along with all the other kids run through the classroom door. They all sit down in their seats. The teacher goes up to Sally and asks, “Sally what did you do today at recess?” And Sally says happily.” I played in the sand box.” The teacher then says,”If [...]

Bush and Osama

One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.” Bush replied, “What’s the good news?” “I’m turning myself in,” said Osama. “But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane

Yo Maama Osama

Osama’s Maama is so loose she uses a raft as a diaphram. Osama’s Maama is so loose it don’t hert when she give beshe can’t give birth cuz her hole never closes.

Terrorists

How can you tell the difference between the Taliban boys and the Taliban men? When the boys become men they take their diapers off their asses and stick them on their heads.

Osama bin Laden Poem

Osama bin Laden, You son of a bitch! I hope you balls develop a seven year itch. Your pecker is twisted in such a fine manner, Your asshole can whistle, “The star-spangled banner.”

George Bush and Osama

One day, george bush and osama bin laden had a meeting about peace in afghanastan. They were talking about peace and fairness when osama pushed a button and a fist came out and punched george. He pretended not to notice and they kept talking when osama pushed the second button and a fist came out [...]

bin Laden’s Turban

If you lift bin Laden’s turban do you know what you will find? You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!

Osama Bin Laden

What is Osama Bin Laden’s favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Afghani TV

THIS WEEK ON AFGHANI PRIME-TIME TV Sunday 7 PM – I Dream of Fatima 8 PM – The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show 9 PM – Husseinfeld 10 PM – Mad About Everything Monday 7 PM – Wheel of Terror 8 PM – Suddenly, Sanctions 9 PM – Allah McBeal 10 PM – Wackiest Public [...]