Archive for the ‘latinos’ Category

Dominican Funeral

An old couple in Santo Domingo was puzzled when the coffin of their dead relative arrived from the USA. The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they found a letter pinned to her chest, which read: Dearest Papi & [...]

Funny Joke

*When a bunch of white guys run down a hallway, it’s called an avalanche *When a bunch of black guys run down a hallway, it’s called a mudslide. *When a bunch of mexicans run down a hallway it is called a jailbreak.


Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympics team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in America!

three guyz on a building

a russian,a mexican,and an american are on the roof of a building the russian takes a drink of his vodka and throws it off, the mexican asks why he did that he said theres too much of that in our country. the mexican takes a drink of his taquila and throws it over the building.the [...]

Cuban National Anthem

What is the Cuban national anthem? Row row row your boat.

Richest Person

How do you find the population of Mexico City? Roll a quarter down the street. How do you find the richest person in Mexico City? Find out who got the quarter.

Why Didn’t You Eat Him?

Three men are stuck on an island. The first man, who is white, tries to swim for help. He is eaten by sharks. The second man, who is black, tries and is eaten too. The third man, who is Mexican, swims all the way to land. One shark asks the other, “Why didn’t you eat [...]

A Russian, Mexican, and Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and Texan are out riding horses. The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of Vodka, takes a long draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair. The Mexican looks at him and says, “What are you doing? That was [...]


What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B

You Know You’re Puerto Rican If…

You Know You’re Puerto Rican If … You’ve ever used your lips to point something out. You’ve ever been hit with “chancletas”, “la correa”, or the cord of “la plancha”. You get really scared whenever someone mentions “El Cuuuuuco!!!” You’ve gone to Titi’s house and passed through the “bead curtain” in the living room. You [...]

Mexican Population

How do you count the Mexican population??? Roll a penny down the street!

Mule’s Balls

An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. The time passed and the couple realize that neither of them were wearing watches. They noticed this Mexican man laying down taking a siesta next to this mule that [...]

Cowboy, Indian, and Mexican

There are three men around a fire, a cowboy a mexican and an Indian. The Indian stands up and says, “We were once many but now we are few.” The Mexican stands up and says, “We were once few and now we are many.” Then the cowboy stands and says, “That’s because we haven’t played [...]