Archive for the ‘knock-knock’ Category

A Classic

Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Sorry I didn’t mean to make you cry.

Abby

Knock-Knock who’s there? Abby Abby who? Abby Birthday to you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tennis five

Knock KnockWho’s there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tennis five plus five!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lionel bite

Knock KnockWho’s there?Lionel!Lionel who?Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? X! X who? X for breakfast! Knock Knock Who’s there? Xavier! Xavier who? Xavier your breath, I’m not leaving! Knock Knock Who’s there? Xenia! Xenia who? Xenia stealing my sweets! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ya! Ya who? I didn’t know you were a cowboy! Knock Knock Who’s there? Yacht! Yacht who? [...]

Knock KnockWho’s there?Passion!Passion who?Passion through

Knock KnockWho’s there?Passion!Passion who?Passion through and I thought I’d say hello!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl

Knock KnockWho’s there?Ima!Ima who?Ima girl who can’t say no…!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Burns!Burns who?Durns me

Knock KnockWho’s there?Burns!Burns who?Durns me up!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Joey! Joey who? Joey to the centre of the Earth! Knock Knock Who’s there? Johann! Johann who! Johann a beautiful smile! Knock Knock Who’s there? Johannes! Johannes who! Johannes are cold! Knock Knock Who’s there? John! John who? John with the Wind! Knock Knock Who’s there? John! John who! John the [...]

Doughnut

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? I’ve got a doughnut stuck up my butt!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Gretel! Gretel who! Gretal long little doggie…! Knock Knock Who’s there? Guinea! Guinea who! Guinea a break! Knock Knock Who’s there? Guinevere! Guinevere who! Guinevere going to get together! Knock Knock Who’s there? Gus! Gus who! Gus you don’t want to play?! Knock Knock Who’s there? Guthrie! Guthrie who! Guthrie three [...]

Knock KnockWho’s there?Nadya!Nadya who?Nadya head

Knock KnockWho’s there?Nadya!Nadya who?Nadya head if you understand what I’m saying!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zsa Zsa!Zsa Zsa

Knock KnockWho’s there?Zsa Zsa!Zsa Zsa who?Zsa Zsa last Knock Knockjoke!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Harry!Harry who?Harry up

Knock KnockWho’s there?Harry!Harry who?Harry up and answer this door!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Zany! Zany who? Zany body home! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zebulon! Zebulon who? Zebulon to me! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zeke! Zeke who? Zeke and you shall find! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zinka! Zinka who? Zinka the ship! Knock Knock Who’s there? Zinnia! Zinnia who? Zinnia on TV – You look [...]

Amnesia

knock knock? Who’s there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? See? you forgot too!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Noah! Noah who? Noah don’t know who you are either! Knock Knock Who’s there? Norma! Norma who? Norma’lly I have my key! Knock Knock Who’s there? Norma Lee! Norma Lee who? Norma Lee don’t go round knocking on doors! Knock Knock Who’s there? Norway! Norway who? Norway will I leave till [...]

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sicily!Sicily who?Sicily question!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Sicily!Sicily who?Sicily question!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly

Knock KnockWho’s there?Theresa!Theresa who?Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cecile!Cecile who?Cecile this

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cecile!Cecile who?Cecile this envelope!

Gimmya

Knock-Knock Who’s There? Gimmya Gimmya Who? Gimme a Break!

Apple Sauce

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Apple sauce!

Death

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Death! Death wh……….

Knock KnockWho’s there?Maria!Maria who?Maria me,

Knock KnockWho’s there?Maria!Maria who?Maria me, I love you!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cello!Cello who?Cello dere!

Knock KnockWho’s there?Cello!Cello who?Cello dere!