Archive for the ‘just do it’ Category

Watchmakers do it for hours….

Watchmakers do it for hours.

Drummers do it with rhythm….

Drummers do it with rhythm.

Candle dippers have it easy; they only work…

Candle dippers have it easy; they only work on wick ends.

Computer scientists do it through the front…

Computer scientists do it through the front end.

Computer scientists do it asynchronously….

Computer scientists do it asynchronously.

Architects build up to it….

Architects build up to it.

Reporters do it daily….

Reporters do it daily.

The handicapped do it with prosthetic devices….

The handicapped do it with prosthetic devices.

Computer scientists simulate it….

Computer scientists simulate it.

Car salesmen are overused….

Car salesmen are overused.

Chemical Engineers do it in test tubes….

Chemical Engineers do it in test tubes.

Pizza delivery men do it in 30 minutes or…

Pizza delivery men do it in 30 minutes or less.

Civil Engineers are responsible for the largest…

Civil Engineers are responsible for the largest erections in the world.

Spies do it undercover….

Spies do it undercover.

Historians do it repeatedly….

Historians do it repeatedly.

Servants enter in the rear….

Servants enter in the rear.

Computer scientists do it recursively….

Computer scientists do it recursively.

Physicists do it with simple harmonic motion….

Physicists do it with simple harmonic motion.

Old fisherman never die – they just smell…

Old fisherman never die – they just smell that way.

Geniologists do it as homework….

Geniologists do it as homework.

Sanitation Engineers take out the garbage…

Sanitation Engineers take out the garbage when they’re done.

Statisticians do it with random deviates….

Statisticians do it with random deviates.

Signalers do it with frequency, or at least…

Signalers do it with frequency, or at least until their gigahertz!

Chemical Engineers do it in packed beds….

Chemical Engineers do it in packed beds. (they think that’s a technical term)

Custodians clean as they go….

Custodians clean as they go.