Archive for the ‘european’ Category

French Legionaries

Three French legionaries are hiking across the desert where they have been for several days. They are out of food and on their last ration of water. As they walk a bit further, the head legionary thinks he sees something up ahead and cries to the others (in a French accent), “look! It is a [...]

French Countryside Visions

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, ‘Ah, young love… ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers… C’est magnifique!’ and continued to watch, remembering good [...]

Hitler vs. Station Wagon

What is the difference between Hitler and a station wagon? If you don’t know you must be pretty stupid.

Eurolanguage Year 2000

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what [...]

Honeymoon in Minnesota

Ollie and Olga were two Norwegians in the United States who were madly in love. They decided to be married in the middle of duck hunting season and have their honeymoon in Minnesota. They could not afford to fly, so the had to take a bus from Chicago through Wisconsin with a bunch of duck [...]

WC

In the days when you couldn’t count on a public facility to have indoor plumbing, an English woman was planning a trip to Europe. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom [...]

"The Man" Contest

In “THE MAN” world wide competition there are three finalists left: a German, an American, and an Albanian. The last challenge is who can survive the longest in a room with 500 pound gorilla. So the American goes first. After 2 seconds the American comes out with his clothes ripped off screaming and rubbing his [...]

Leprechaun

This guy was playing a round of golf on his favorite golf course. On the sixth he hit the ball out of bounds into a wooded area. As he searched for the ball he saw a leprechaun sitting down holding his head, the ball had hit him on the groin. He went over to the [...]

Italian Conversation on a Bus

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; “Emma comes first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come [...]

Bull’s Balls

There was a guy who was searching for the most potent aphrodisiac in the world . He went to a Chinese herbal coctor who told him that bull’s balls were the most potent one. He then went to Spain, the bull-fighting capital of the world. He found a restaurant in Pamplona who specialized in serving [...]

A Job for Mama

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good man. Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you.” So up she went. When she got [...]

Women rights…

It happened that all the women of the world gathered togheter to make up an experiment: how would their husbands respond to womens’ refuse of making the house work… After one month they gathered again to see the results of experiment: Mary from England says: “Well, i went home and told John, my husband, that [...]

a French man!

there was this french man who came to america. he was walking down the street and saw a shop selling bukets for 1$ each so he went inside and he says to the owner “i would like a fuket.’ “you mean a buket?’ “yes a fucket.” so he bought the buket! a few blocks down [...]

The List

There was a guy that just came to the U.S. and did not speak very good english. His wife gave him a list of things to buy. The first thing on the list was to buy a Bucket. So he goes to the hardware store and says to one of the employees,”Hey mister hardware store [...]

Being Excuted on Guillotine

An Englishman, an American, and a Pollock are being executed by way of the guillotine. Before they were executed the executioner would ask them if they had any last requests before they were beheaded. He also added that if the machine happened to malfunction that they would be set free and the case would be [...]

Cessna Crash In Poland

The worst disaster in Polands history happend today when two seater Cessna 120 airplane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 326 bodies have been found. Polish search and rescue team believe the number will rise as they continue to dig.

The Italian Who Went To New York

One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. Iwanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her i wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say [...]

Serbian Prostitute

What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.