Archive for the ‘dumb criminals’ Category

"True" Stories of Stupid People

It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote, “This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might [...]

ready….aim…and….

There was once three men caught by an army and and they were going to get they’re head shot off. The first man stands in front of the army and sees them all with guns in they’re hand. He sees and here the cheif yell “Ready…..aim….” then quicly the first man yells “tornado!” and the [...]

Protecting the Greenhouse

Please note: No matter how pathetic this story sounds it’s actually true. One day, a man saw a stranger on his property. Ready to go to extreme measures, he pulled out his pistol and stopped the guy at gunpoint and called the police. When the police arrived the man was still holding a gun to [...]

Stupid as in not Smart #3

AT&T fired president John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.” He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that [...]

Stealing Guns

Homosassa, Florida. A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He asked to see a couple guns. The attendant left for a moment and the guy stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped, the [...]

Stupid Criminals

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still [...]

Burning Fork

As a kid I was always tormented by my older brother at dinner time. He would always sit next to me, always get there before i did, and and he would always lick my fork. When he did this I couldn’t use it any more and had to get a new one. After a few [...]

3 Burglers

There were three burglers. One night, they decided to make a heist at the bank. So that evening, they put on their black shirts, black pants, black shoes, ski masks, etc. They quietly snuck to the bank, and broke in. Too bad the alarm went off. So, they ran. They came to a garbage dump, [...]