Archive for the ‘canadian’ Category

American – Canadian joke

On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful woman, and a very ugly woman. As they went under a tunnel, the American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to herself, ‘That American must have touched that beautiful woman, and she smacked him…’ The beautiful woman thought to herself, ‘Obviously [...]

Signs you May be Canadian!

- you’re not offended by the term “homo milk” – you understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I just spilled my putine.” – you eat chocolate bars not candy bars. – you drink POP not SODA – you know that a mickey and 2-4′s mean “part at the camp!!” – you don’t [...]

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they were three brothers who had three wishes to make. they had to go to the top of a mountain to make their wish. the first one wished to be a butterfly and he became a butterfly and flew away.the second one wished to be an eagle, he became an eagle and flew away. third [...]

Nude Beaches in Canada

Why does CANADA have so many nude beaches? The answer lies within the country…take off the first C and first A then take off the last A…there’s your answer.

The Frenchman and The Torontonian

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and says, “I will grant each of you one wish.” So the guy from Quebec says, “I wish for a wall 500 feet high around Quebec so nobody can bug us [...]

Trade Off

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His Canadien friend stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?” “I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob. “Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”