Archive for the ‘blondes’ Category

How did she know that?!!

A blonde’s house was on fire. She was hysterical and called the Fire Department. The man said, now calm down lady and tell us how to get to your house. The blonde answered, “Dah

Three Blondes on an Island!

Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across. One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.”” One of the [...]

SCHOOL DAYS

sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke. One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure. The teacher asked, “Can you see the chair?”” Tommy [...]

The Football Game

A blonde and a brunette went to a football game. When it was over, the blonde said to the brunette, “Why in the world did those two teams fight over a lousy quarter?”” The brunette

Help,help!!!!!!!!

One day a blonde and her husband was walking home from the park when all of a sudden the blonde’s husband fell and he told her that he was having a heartattack. a brunnette walked by and the blond asked “what’s the number for 911?”” and the brunnette said i dont know

Blonde and Bernies!

A blonde walks in Bernie’s, and asks to buy a t.v. The owner says,” I don’t sell them to blondes. She left

A blonde comes home

Day1: A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We lernt how to count up to 5 today mummy

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde….

There was a red head, a burnet, and a blonde.They ecscaped out of a german prison.The germans were chasing them so they desided to hide.The red head hid under the sheets, The burnet hid in a trash bag, and the blode hid in a potato sack.The germans poked the sheets and the red head said”MEOW”” [...]

The blonde in the library

A Blonde goes into a library. She goes up to the librarian and says, “I want a manicure and a pedicure.”” Then

Blind, Blond, & Gutsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey

Fish Mistake!!!

One day, a blonde got some new fish. But there was a problem. She didn’t know how to feed the fish. So the blonde decided to ask her brunette friend. Then after they were done feeding the fish, she then asked, ” Now

Blondes

One time a blonde walked into a rent-to-own store and asked to buy a T.V., the salesman said, “Sorry

Rookie officer

A detective is mentoring a blonde rookie officer and decides to give her a challenge. So he gives her a mugshot of a suspect turned to one side and tells her to see if she can give details about the suspect just by looking at the picture. The blonde looks at the picture and immediately [...]

Earphones

one day there was a blonde that would never let go of her cd player and she never toke her headphones off. but one day, she went to a barber shop to get her hair cut shorter.when she got to the barber shop, the lady told her to sit down and told her to wait [...]

Calling the airline

The blonde phoned American Airlines. Blonde to the airline clerk: “how long is the flight from Ny to California?”” Airline clerk: “”just a minute dear”” Blonde: WOW

TICKLE ME ELMO

A BLOND WAS ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE TICKLE ME ELMO COMPANY. THE MANAGER WAS SHOWING HER AROUND AND TOOK HER TO HER POST AND SAID “THE ELMOES WILL COME DOWN THE CONVEYER BELT

A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and…

A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and ask’s if she can find out where her mum is so the man say’s “I dont know it’ll be hard”” “”oh i’ll do anything”” she replies so the man thinks

Look at that dog!

Once there was a blonde and a brunette taking a walk. The brunette suddenly exclaims ” Oh my God

Stranded

There is a blonde, a brenete, and a red head stranded on an island. There is twenty miles back to shore. The red head says “I’m going to go for it!!”” She swam 5 miles and drounds. The brenete goes and gets 10 miles and drounds. The blonde goes 19 miles

You got mail

A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Then he noticed his neighbor coming out and checking her mail every 5 minutes. I am going to see what she is doing, he said to himself. Finally she came out again, looking very mad. “You must be expecting an important letter.”” he said. “”No

Angry truck driver and the Ferrari

one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in her brand new ferrari cutting him off on a highway. so he honks at her and tells her to pull over. so she did. he told her to get out the car, so she did, he drew a cirle on the side of the rode and [...]

A blonde and a barber

One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop. They all had portable C.D. players with headphones. The first blonde walked in and sat down. The barber said,” will you please take off your headphones.”” The blonde replied “”No”” and before the barber could say anything the blonde walked out of the shop. The next [...]

Iron Phone

Iron Phone A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. “The phone rang

What does that mean?

Once there was a room with one scientist and one blonde. The scientist was very playful and loved to play games. The blonde was very serious and hated life and was very serious. She also hated games. The scientist wanted to play a game. “Do you want to play a game?”” the scientist asked the [...]

My daughter’s bedroom

there was a bruntette, redhead, blonde and there are all moms.the bruntette said “guess what i found in my daughter’s bedroom