Archive for the ‘blacks’ Category

Who Was This Jesus Dude Anyway?

Three good points that Jesus was Mexican: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities. But there were equally good arguments that Jesus was black: 1. He called everybody “brother.” 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But there were [...]

mountains

Q. what do you call three white people running down a mountain A. avalach Q.what do you call three black people running down a mountain A. mud slide Q.what do you call three mexicans running down a mountain A. Jail break

God’s First Black Person

What did God say when he saw the first black person? Damnit…I burnt one!

Two Genies – Three Wishes

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes cross a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him that he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The next [...]

Traveling parrot

One day this bartender is cleaning off the bar when a black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says: “Where did ya get that?” The parrot says, “AFRICA”.

The floating t.v.

How To Tell a Negro Is Stealing Your T.V. 1. you see a floating t.v. 2. You only see two eyes moving. 3. you hear a “damn dog dat shit looks exspencive”.

Down a Hill

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A Mudslide.

Black Or White God?

There was a black guy and a white guy. They were debating over whether god was white or black. The white guy said that there was only one way to find out and that is to pray. So they go up on a hill and they pray, and pray, and pray. Finally they here a [...]

how to

How do u get a black person to stop jumping on ur bed put velcro on the ceiling How do u get them down Call three mexicans and tell them its a pinyada

Only For a Chocolate Biscuit

There was a man who was heading away for a week on business. His wife was incredibly horny and needed a good fuck every now and again so she was left with a warning from her husband before he left. He said, “If I find out that you have been shagging another man while I’m [...]

Confusing Day in Harlem

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem? Father’s Day.

The Lazy Dumbass

There was once a man named Joe,who was really lazy so he said to himself”i wanna die”, so he did and up he went to heaven’s door and knocked.God opened up.”Ah yes what the hell u want?””hi may name is Joe and i felt i didn’t want to do anything down in earth so i [...]

Native Americans in Showers

How do you get a Native American in a shower? Put a beer in it. How do you get him out? Turn on the shower.

Steal

What do u say when u see ur tv floating during the nite? put it back niger

Big!

What’s 10 inches long and white? Nothing. If it is ten inches long, it is black.

paki

what do u call a good looking paki as if

3kk and a black guy…

There are three kkk’s and a black guy flying over China.The population of China is fifty-thousand. The planes engine dies so they have to jump out of the plane. But theres only three paracutes.One of the members say “hey i’m the pilot i should get one”. So he gets one. Now theres only 2 left.Another [...]

shadow vs. relection

you’re so black that when you looked in the mirror, you thought you were lookin’ at a shadow.

Black Man and His Parrot

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Hey, where did you get that from?” The parrot replies, “There’s thousands of ‘em in Africa.”

Racial Dog Name

A guy is sitting outside a pub balling his eyes out when a cop comes up and asks what’s wrong. “My dog is trapped in side, he’s sitting under a table surrounded by black men.” So, the cop said, “just call him”. The guy now crying even more said, “I can’t you call him.” The [...]

Upset Wife

One day, a man came home to find his wife hysterically crying. He said, “Honey, whats the matter?” She said, “Oh it was terrible. This black man broke in the house. He raped me, made me suck his cock and made me sing the star spangled banner”. “That’s terrible,” the man replied. “I know. I [...]

A Duck

A Duck Walks into a bar and asks the bar tender “Do you have any grapes”? The bar tender says “No come back tommorow.” The next day the duck goes into the bar and asks the maneger, “Do you have and grapes? The maneger says “No” “And if you come back again i’m goin to [...]

Black

What do you call a black mermaid??? A carp with tits

Three wishes

One day there was this guy who was walking down his back alley when he tripped over something, he looked back and it turned out to be a magic lamp. So he picked up the lamp and started cleaning it, when a Genie came out. The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes.” So [...]

What Do You Have Against Niggers?

There is a new weapon store in town, and the news is spreading fast. People say that you can find any weapon you want there. So Jack, that is a nigger, once was walking and he saw the store. “People say it is so amazing, i will check it out”,he said to himself. So there [...]