Archive for the ‘african’ Category

Shoot Some Cans

This man walks into a gun shop and asks to buy a gun. The gun shop owner asks, “What for?” He says, “To shoot some cans.” So he walks away with the gun. He comes back the next day and asks for a bigger gun claiming he still has more cans to shoot. He walks [...]

Up Your Ass

So three guys were in the jungle and were captured by a wild tribe. When they get to the camp, the chief says,”We will let u live, if u can do a task. if u fail, we will kill u. The first thing u need to do is get 10 of a kind of fruit. [...]

Missionary in Africa

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. “Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!” One day the wife of one of [...]

Two Missionaries

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can’t believe it! He says, “What’s wrong with [...]

The Devil

One day a Chinese, Japanese, and a Black man all went to hell. The devil told them that if he could hold their dick for 3 seconds that they could go to heaven, if not they would be thrown in the fiery pit. So the Chinese guy walks up the devil says 1 and it [...]

Jamaican Proctologist

Q: What do you call a jamaican Proctologist? A: Pokemon!